Small Data Squad is an internet forensics agency. An investigative unit founded by Melanie Hoff and Dan Taeyoung.
We extensively research our patron's past and current internet selves and practice ~*consensual internet identity reconstruction*~ The process culminates in a reincarnation in the form of a full report and spreadsheet.

We uncover who you were then, and who you really are today

Due to extremely high volume, we are no longer accepting patrons at this time. But if you are an amateur internet stalker who is looking to professionalize and legitimize, please reach out to us at

Read more about Small Data Squad and listen to our interview on TRYTOBEGOOD Radio.